even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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