Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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