that's an acceptable place to lick
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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