I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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