I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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