Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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