no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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