I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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