apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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