In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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