What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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