Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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