Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The adults are the big ones right?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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