I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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