This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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