Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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