And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
he just fucked me for my cheese..
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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