Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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