Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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