i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
