Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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