doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Who died my cat blue again?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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