There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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