some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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