Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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