Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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