Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Duck Duck Cougar?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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