I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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