im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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