omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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