I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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