spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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