I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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