In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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