IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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