i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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