All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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