summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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