How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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