: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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