whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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