Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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