IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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