This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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