I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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