I'm drive I can fine osifer
no, he came in my armpit
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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