why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
