dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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