i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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