come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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