Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize