I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This is my gift to your gina
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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