When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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