Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i out mim tonsoeep
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