Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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