Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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