her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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