great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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