i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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