She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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